Speck Tack Cue Luh

1) Pretty glad the Earth still knows how to rain and that the marvelous concept of heavy downpour, drizzles and thunderstorms isn't going to be extinct as of yet. Because I do worry that in 50 years time, the sun would have risen to such significant power that when it rains, the raindrops won't even have time to touch the ground because it'll just evaporate while its falling.

So please, FLIPPIN, please, people, rEdUCE reUsE RecYclE. And in Twit language too, because, thanks to Twits, there exists a brand of English even lower than baby vocabulary that allows a better message transfer for some of us who are *that* stupid.

Green Pug wraps up this little tree-hugging rant:

I know right. WHUT?!

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2) It's been Hari Raya. The sugar intake has been on an absurd overdrive and basically I'm just waiting for my body to recognize the destruction and suddenly disintegrate into dust. During this time, it is quite clear that boundaries cease to exist and lines are being pranced over all the time, led by Makciks with armoured baju kurong and their machine guns loaded with ENDLESS cake and cookie ammunition. You can hide under a kek lapis, but they have money as bait.

At the end of day, everybody retreats home in extreme food comas and for the next few hours, communication would have been reduced to moans and groans of varying lengths and pitches. It's ugly and no, WE NEVER LEARN FROM IT.

Nah, some photographic evidence of the epic gayness that comes once a year.

AMAZING LAVENDER COOKIES.


More on Facebook.

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3) On Day 4, the kids from school came over to binge and just bathe in each other's Awesome Vibes (YES THIS IS WHAT WE GIVE OFF). It was a rapid fire of updates, uninhibited mockery about a certain Slow Spice and general life hullaballoo.

This one came with Korean seaweed (♥ ______ ♥) and glowing like a damn 80s rave party. Apparently she was just from her secondary school, where she had collected her O Level certificate. After a minute or FIVE of being incredulous with the fact that it took her two years to get it and that it hadn't turned into biomass fuel yet, I flipped it open and we had a fantastic time thumbing through it. Ah, testimonials. Forced political correct-ness is always hilarious.

The next few shots are of Crystal, Jessica and Nurul looking like five year olds in a candy factory as soon as they entered my room.

And.....................















THEY APPROVE.

A few more kids came and God said, "LET THERE BE HYPE."

Oh, along with a massive multi-shot orgy. MASSIVE.

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4) Whack GIFs courtesy of Noel, who also has taken it upon himself to run Fuck Yeah Iffah Rakinah on tumblr. It is very, very flattering and has a surprising following of actually more than one person. WOOH EGO BOOST X999999999. The site is a reblog-able resource of pictures, GIFs and memes that I recommend you don't clutter your Dashboard with. Like this gem:

Oh god, Noel, hahahahahhaah i flippin' adore you.

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5) Here's my new baby.

Her name is Lexie because like this one:

She's of extremely iffy capability, but looks mighty fine dayummm.

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6) Today, I got a nice, organic smoked salmon sandwich and Hazelnut & Irish Cream gelato with Mars bar, Nutella and marshmallow mix-ins.

Look who we met!

Then gelato.







This is Iskandar's very creative interpretation of a House.


Then Burger Shack...




And to Lucky Plaza for Ayam Penyet.

BOOM BOOM! QUADRAPLE CRAVING BUSTING COMBO!!!! 50, 0000 FAT POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!