being both

People like tragedy, people like perfection. If you've got one of the two, people will like you. Be careful not to have both, because then they'll kill to have a piece of you. Because people like ironies, they like to laugh and cry at the same time. And what's better that laughing and crying at the same time is watching someone else laugh and cry at the same time. They'll eat you whole, because they would have never seen something so ugly, something so pretty. And you won't just intrigue, you'll confuse, stirring unsettling feelings they realise they don't like. Maybe, if you're tragic enough, if you're perfect enough, you'll cause a riot. And they won't even know why.